Poor Ken Bone

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10/14/2016 at 23:41 • Filed to: None

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The man is a normal person doing normal person things, and now the media is making him out to be a demotic antichrist because he watches porn. And yet people still seem baffled as to why people hate news organizations.


DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Spridget
10/14/2016 at 23:46

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I agree but at the same time... if you’re going to do a Reddit AMA, use a throwaway account so stuff like this does not escalate.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Spridget
10/14/2016 at 23:46

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This is why I plan to live my life doing nothing of newsworthiness.


Kinja'd!!! Land_Yacht_225 > Spridget
10/14/2016 at 23:47

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But you have to admit, “beautiful human submarines” was a poor choice of words...


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spridget
10/14/2016 at 23:48

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Don’t give two shits about this man, but I hate it when people “dig in” to someone’s porn. It’s something we all look at, men and women, but it’s still so taboo that we jump all over someone who lets some personal information out. I’d bet we have many people on oppo alone who look at extremely depraved videos that you’d never suspect — which is just fine.

A big trend on facebook among scary homemakers is this... “campaign?” against pornography. That it ruins families. Unless whatever spouse is filming it or producing it in the basement behind the other’s back, I’d say that is quite unlikely.


Kinja'd!!! loki03xlh > Spridget
10/14/2016 at 23:49

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Ken Bone got boned by Gawker I mean Gizmodo . They put a hit piece on him just for clicks.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Spridget
10/14/2016 at 23:50

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Not only that, but he seems like a pretty good person. He replied to someone who said she’d been raped and felt demeaned, with an incredibly heartfelt response.

Nothing that happens to you can make you disgusting. You are no less valuable for having suffered at the hands of a monster.

Actions make a person disgusting. Your attacker is disgusting, as in the thought of such an awful person disgusts me.

Our words can make us disgusting. Your ex is disgusting. Blaming a victim or assigning a woman value based on how “used” she is will never be anything but disgusting.

Your value has not changed due his words, or any assault you have endured. You are still valuable.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/4nbdub/my_ex_told_me_i_was_disgusting_after_rape/d42wgkr/?context=3

And the Zimmerman thing is the same as what the jury thought, Zimmerman is a dangerous, racist moron, but he was legally justified in the shooting.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/14/2016 at 23:52

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As long as everyone in the video is a consenting adult, they can go for it. And most of his posts are on /RealGirls and stuff, so they’re people who explicitly want to put themselves out there.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Sam
10/14/2016 at 23:54

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And when I say “depraved,” in this context I always mean the legal kind. Just the kind that makes your buddy say, “You like WHAT?!?!”


Kinja'd!!! Sam > loki03xlh
10/14/2016 at 23:54

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Maybe we should get Thiel to jump on Team Bone and get Gawkermodo shut down, too.


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > Land_Yacht_225
10/14/2016 at 23:54

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True, but it’s the kind of thing any person would say without thinking, then forget about, and it’s not nearly as bad as “grab them by the pussy”, “What is Aleppo?”, or “super predators.”


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > Spridget
10/14/2016 at 23:55

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i knew SOMETHING was up with the guy when i saw the Mr. Rogers-esque red sweater.........

but yeah, thats rough, people dissecting his personal life..........


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/14/2016 at 23:55

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(opens incognito window)


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > Sam
10/14/2016 at 23:55

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Agreed, his response on Trayvon Martin was actually very well thought out. He basically said that Martin shouldn’t have been there and Zimmerman was justified in shooting him, but sometimes the bad guys win and the good guys lose, because this is the real fucking world.

He’s also donating the money he gets from his fame to a charity to stop homelessness and is encouraging people to vote. I’d vote for him.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
10/14/2016 at 23:56

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That’s exactly what it’s there for.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Spridget
10/14/2016 at 23:56

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Remember “Joe The Plumber”? This always happens.

Every time I see Ken I have a hard time not thinking about Office Space.

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Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/14/2016 at 23:57

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Yep, Google knows what’s up.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Spridget
10/15/2016 at 00:05

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Like someone in the comments on the Giz article points out, he’s pretty much Joe the Plumber of this election. He’ll probably run for some sort of office soon.


Kinja'd!!! BorkBorkBjork > Spridget
10/15/2016 at 00:06

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In a world with no privacy, the man without the internet is king.

Just imagine what politics and media will be like in another 20 years:

“Candidate A chose NOT to save the council in Mass Effect, how can you expect him to work with the UN!”


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > CB
10/15/2016 at 00:15

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Way to jinx yourself.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Agrajag
10/15/2016 at 00:16

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Yeah... the last time a newsletter wrote about me, they spelled my name wrong.


Kinja'd!!! loki03xlh > Sam
10/15/2016 at 00:20

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Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > CB
10/15/2016 at 00:21

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BC?


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > BorkBorkBjork
10/15/2016 at 00:22

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This goes to show that basically no one will be able to run for political office in the future.

“Look look!! This person said something that is slightly offensive on the internet twenty years ago!! WHAT A MONSTER!!!”


Kinja'd!!! CB > Agrajag
10/15/2016 at 00:24

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Nah, my first name. Which is pretty easy to not get wrong.

Funny enough, I changed my name on here from JRCB to CB because no one could get my name right.


Kinja'd!!! Land_Yacht_225 > Spridget
10/15/2016 at 00:28

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I was going about it more logically...submarines? I legitimately don’t understand submarines? I mean, I guess they’re in the water but...I don’t know...boats isn’t as poetic I suppose...


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > CB
10/15/2016 at 00:40

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I remember seeing that name. Same avatar then?


Kinja'd!!! CB > Agrajag
10/15/2016 at 00:42

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Yup.


Kinja'd!!! StingrayJake > Spridget
10/15/2016 at 00:51

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I still think people who comment on porn videos/photos are a little off. I can appreciate the content without feeling the need to share my opinion publicly about it.

There’s this racing fan on Twitter that FREQUENTLY engages Page 3 and webcam models. It’s not like the guy is a creep sending dirty messages. Honestly what he tweets at them is usually polite words of encouragement regarding a situation they might be worried or excited about.

Maybe I’m the bad guy for thinking it’s weird. I guess I try to engage racers or other celebrities on Twitter occasionally. If that’s what the guy is into, more power to him. It just comes off a bit too creepy nice guy.

Anyways... that’s neither here nor there.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Spridget
10/15/2016 at 01:33

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I’d be surprised if every single writer working for ex-gawker properties wasn’t a worse human being.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/15/2016 at 03:24

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Related: if I really love my wife enough, I would do everything in my power to be bangable in her eyes and make sure that she can bang me silly. I want her to fuck me. And it would be so good I would do away with porn.

Besides, ordinary porn isn’t titillating. It doesn’t have emotion. It’s just focusing on the penetration. There’s no real love even if both parties seem to enjoy it.


Kinja'd!!! AntiSpeed > Land_Yacht_225
10/15/2016 at 12:28

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Wasn’t he talking about pregnant women in bathing suits? So for the developing baby the monther’s body is a submarine if she’s underwater.

Maybe he was drunk or something when he said it? We’ve all said weird things.


Kinja'd!!! BorkBorkBjork > Spridget
10/15/2016 at 15:31

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Fast forward 10 years, Ken Bone is a billionaire and secretly funds a lawsuit against Univision, resulting in their bankruptcy.


Kinja'd!!! Land_Yacht_225 > AntiSpeed
10/15/2016 at 16:51

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The baby is the person IN the submarine! GENIUS!

A star for you!


Kinja'd!!! Sam > StingrayJake
10/15/2016 at 22:32

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It’s a little different on Reddit, since the person in the image is the person who is posting it. Technically, it’s not even porn, just nude women.


Kinja'd!!! StingrayJake > Sam
10/16/2016 at 00:41

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That’s not always the case. There’s frequently “selfies” that clearly came from a pro. “Realgirls” is more like “afewrealgirls.”